TOP TEN FUNNY THINGS THAT BRYCE DID AT WALMART TONIGHT:10. He kept calling the hamburger meat "hammy."
9. Every time I looked away, he would put something in my buggy.
8. After I got the "hammy," he started dancing around singing "We got some hammy, we got some hammy."
7. He heard some random person say something about spiderman, and he goes "oooooh, spiderman?"
6. He sang "skating at Walmart" almost the whole time (see #3).
5. He picked up something on every isle and said "Ew, Mom, don't you want some _____"
4. He wore his spiderman shirt (that's funny b/c I NEVER let him in public with it).
3. He held onto the buggy handle, then he skated on his flipflops all over the store.
2. I am not kidding when I say that he skated the WHOLE hour that we were there.
1. Random kids were commenting "look at that boy" when they passed him.
**Also, the other night, before he prayed, he asked me if he could tell God a really funny joke. It went something like this:
Bryce: Can I tell God a super funny joke?
Me: um, ok
Bryce: God, um, would you mind if I told you a really funny joke? Silence. Ok. (turns to me) He said I could.
Bryce: Knock, knock (pause then turn to me). He said who's there.
and so on and so on.
It was so funny. What a crazy nut I am raising!
7 comments:
oh, that is so great! what a great kid. Don't let him grow up!
Sweet Bryce. Love that kid!
PS- I saw your friend Angie today at Chilis.
That's hilarious. I was laughing at the other kids looking at him strange...I mean, isn't every family some kind of spectacle at Wal-Mart? I know we always are! Love the "hammy".
And, I love his knock-knock joke to God. You know God was belly-laughing at that one. :)
I too was laughing out loud at this. How creative and imaginative. Great qualities!
Oh, man I miss that boy. Haven't met anyone funnier (or smarter) at his age. He's one of a kind!
That Bryce cracks me up. I just love that kid!
Ummm GT just a tad?
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