Picture This...

Imagine you walked into a gym, um, let's say 24 Hour Fitness, and asked for a tour of their facility and came out a member. Then, you go for your first workout at 5:30 the next morning. You're all pumped up and prepared with your gym bag, headphones, and whatever else that makes you look like you're a pro work out person. You hop on the treadmill (not knowing which button to push), but you're not going to ask because you're a total veteran. So, you start pushing buttons until the walky thing begins to move. You wish you had an ipod because you have headphones with nothing to plug them into. After 20 exhausting minutes of walking and running (more walking, less running), you decide to move onto the bike. You spend about fifteen minutes trying to adjust the seat part. You pedal for a good ten minutes thinking what a breeze this is before realizing there's a resistance you can add. Once you put it half way from easy to hard, you decide to quit. So, now comes the showering and getting ready for work part. You waltz into the girls locker room and act like you know where everything is. After you look for the towels for a few minutes, a girl informs you that THEY HAVE NO TOWELS. So, no biggie. You get into the shower (with see-through doors), so you're in the wwwaaayyyyy far back corner. Ok, showering away. Time to dry off. Um, dirty work out t-shirt? (but not too dirty b/c you hardly broke a sweat). Ok, so dirty work out t-shirt. Then, you waltz into the area to blow dry your hair and stuff. You're the only one there, and you're feeling great. Until.......in walks a girl fresh out of the shower wearing nothing but a bra@$% and a *&^%THONG (Oh, yes she was). She proceeds to get ready for 30 minutes standing right next to you with her bu*t cheeks glaring in your direction. You, on the other hand, are standing in your modest teacher dress. Don't look, don't look, ewwww, I looked. Don't look, don't look. Crap, that's just nasty. Finally, you decide to leave your hair a little wet and get the *&^% out of there. Your hair does a flippy thing for the rest of the day, but it was worth missing the last 15 minutes of na*ed girl.